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Unleash absolute chaos with the FootClothes Not-So-Silly-Goose Crew Socks. Inspired by the untamed menace of everyone’s favourite chaotic bird, these socks feature a dangerously unhinged goose armed with a knife and an attitude set to maximum destruction.
Unlike cheap novelty socks, FootClothes socks are built for everyday wear with DOUBLE TERRY cushioning in the heel and toe for extra comfort and durability where it matters most.
The premium 200N thread count delivers crisp detail and vibrant design quality, while smooth seams eliminate uncomfortable toe bumps for a better fit all day long. These 40-gram crew socks fit most humans from size 6–13 and offer a snug, secure feel that’s perfect for daily wear, gifting, lounging, or causing minor emotional distress at family gatherings.
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Excludes sale & clearance items and footwear supplied direct by DemoniaCult, T.U.K & Pleaser USA. Please note: If goods are cancelled/returned for a refund and the final value of your order falls below £60 the delivery fee of £4.99 will be applied.
UK Same Day Despatch Order before 3pm Monday-Friday. Delivery within 2 working days (Monday-Saturday) – £6.99
UK Guaranteed Next Day Order by 3:30pm Monday-Friday for delivery the next working day - £9.99
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UK Guaranteed Saturday Delivery Order by 4pm Monday-Friday for delivery the following Saturday - £12.99
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